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zaynmalif:

what an icon

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oknope:

i’ve been shopping for years and i still have nothing to wear. 

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medschoolapplicant:

Today I’m wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.

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  1. iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  2. Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  3. iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  4. Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
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aidn:

lostincomaa:

how is this news

McLovin Jacks Off To Pictures Of Women, Is A Hero To All

Posted 7 hours ago

taylorswift:

shakeitoffs:

do you ever just feel like

image

Omg all the time.

Posted 7 hours ago

j5h:

me: aw yeah give it to me raw baby
guy: are u sure?
me: fuck yeah give it to me RAW
guy: i don’t want you to wake up with salmonella poisoning
me:
me:
me: okay give me the steak medium-well then
guy: alright have a nice night sir, enjoy your dinner

(Source: j6)

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zodiacchic:

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zodiacchic:

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Posted 7 hours ago

teamrocketing:

*grabs your hand and starts running* quick, date me, there’s no time to explain

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picshag:

Write Checks Myself and then I Wreck Myself…
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